Brain Candy

Today's Entry in the Things I love

When there are no more topics floating around in my brain, I get really angry and turn into a prissy bitch. I neglect this blog and I decide that you all suck and that I have no followers or reason to keep updating this. While most of those are probably true, I'll keep updating for my own sake, because I suck at getting things done and this is a good way for me to keep on something. That's what she said.

The reason that I'm here right now is because we have a supply in The Maths and fuck that. So I'm gonna write about a few things I love and hopefully you love them too.

1) Sneezes. My friend just sneezed like three times (he says it's five but I was counting), and it reminded me that I really have to sneeze too, but I can't. On my way to class, I could feel it festering in my nasal cavities, scraping at the sides of my nose and making me anxious to get it over with. Usually at that point, I turn into the sun to get it out, but there were people behind me and I have a reputation to uphold. Nevertheless, the thought of sneezing gets me all excited. The build-up to the release is like nose-sex, a cleansing burst of matter that makes everything else, even if just for a moment, secondary to your pleasure.

Oh yeah. . . Sneezing is awesome.

2) Sleeping in. This is something that's escaped me since the start of this semester. Physics makes every morning an early one, and play practice and performance makes every night a late one. Finally, things are calming down a little bit, but it's been months since I've gotten a few nights in a row of good sleep. Wrapping yourself up in a blanket and burying your face into a pillow is a feeling of comfort that nothing else really compares to, and the way you sink into a certain shape after having a mattress for a long time is like meeting an old friend every night, an old friend that you use solely to sleep with. I can't think of enough vaguely sexual descriptions to get across how much I (and hopefully you!) love sleeping. Just know that nothing will ever be as amazing as a good night's sleep.